I tend to use GettyImages for refs, and one day I came across ( this )

I dreamed that Zombie Girl was the queen of the Labyrinth, and that Dr. Manhattan was telling me his thesis concerning Wile E. Coyote. He maintained that, although everyone accepts that Wile E.'s relationship with Road Runner is canon (i.e. R.R. is his girlfriend WOT FEMALE WOT), there is also an interesting school of thought about Wile E.'s relationship with his good friend Sha Gojyo. "On which subject," he added, "her highness may be the best authority."

So let's count. Labyrinth... Watchmen... NEVER MIND LET'S NOT COUNT. It is important to note that my subconscious has decided that ZG is an expert on Gojyo, though.

Somebody found my site searching for "kaoru and saito hajime love fanfic." Now, I have no doubt that Kaoru and Saitou do love fanfic, but my site doesn't really offer evidence of that. Too bad.

ZOMBIE GIRL. ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL ZOMBIE GIRL.

I am too tired to do anything. I will go to bed.

OK, this is not all the promised details. Just one detail that I feel I have to mention before I go to bed. After we kissed for the first time, we looked up and saw a shooting star. I AM SO TOTALLY NOT KIDDING.

( My very first x-rays )

P.S. Someone found my site searching for, "stupid girl loading groceries in the trunk" XD XD XD

Yesterday there was the most awesome. At the gas station next to my school there was a drug bust! The police used some kind of smoke bomb to get the guys out of their car! There were, like, two SWAT teams and a million polices! They got the guys on the ground and won!!! Yay police!!!!!!!

Also I got an 87% on that test I didn't study for XD

When my cat is being a biteybii, she always bites my arm and then licks it. Bite, lick, bite, lick. It's like she's apologizing for biting me.

( Some GW thoughts )

Now it is time for worky.

Pick 5-ish characters from literary sources(manga and comics count! but fic does not.) that you WOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH if they happened to be real people. And then tell me all about it!

Aight, I'ma try to avoid choosing the obvious ones (such as, say, almost the entire cast of Rurouni Kenshin or Saiyuki or just listing Akabane several times in a row). Also, I interpret "5-ish" to mean "as many as I care to think of." So, in no particular order (actually I'm just looking through my bookshelf), here we go...

Anne Elliot. She's just so damn level-headed, and that book's as close to sexual tension as Jane Austen ever came. The whole long-term loyalty thing really does it for me too.

Jareth. Do I even need to explain?

Deth. OOoooohhhh, man, I love him so much. Nobody on my flist even knows who he is, though, because nobody ever wants to read books I recommend. Ah, well. He's soOoOoOoOoOoOo attractive. Harpers are hot, mysterious guys are hot, other attributes he has that would be spoilers for me to mention are hot. (I'd sleep wis Raederle too)

Sethos. Besides the fact that he could essentially be anyone (male) I wanted, he's got a world of attractions of his own to recommend him. He could even dress me up as Amelia if I wasn't doing it for him. (I'd sleep wis Ramses or Nefret too)

Brian de Bois-Guilbert. I'm almost ashamed to admit this, but if it's all about sex I don't really need to worry about him being a decent guy or not, do I? He just comes across as extremely physically attractive. (I'd sleep wis Richard too)

Boba Fett. As wis Jareth, I think it's kinda not-fair to choose characters that originated in movies and then were later turned into novel or comic book characters. But seriously. The helmet is just so hot. (I would say I'd sleep wis Vader too if not for the prequels. Again, it's the helmet)

Éowyn. OH YES. (I'd sleep wis Melian, Lúthien, Galadriel, Gandalf, or Denathor too)

It always amazes me, when I do memes like this, how in a selection of 45 out of 9,000 I will get multiple songs from the same album. Also, it looks like I'm going to fail tomorrow's test because the subject matter is just too agonizingly boring to study.

Somebody found my site searching for, "nobody likes tomoe and kenshin." I'm not sure why, but I just find this inexpressibly hilarious.

This old man came in yesterday and asked, "Do you know where you have English muffins?"

"Over here somewhere," said I cheerfully as I came to join him in the expansive bread area on the other side of the counter. "Let's see if we can find them." I didn't know exactly where they were, but working at a grocery store you develop the ability to find things quickly, so I walked right to them. "Here they are," I said, touching one of the packages. "Looks like we've got a couple of different options: original, sourdough, and whole wheat." They looked pretty good, too, but that may just have been because I hadn't eaten.

The old man looked disdainful. "I thought of those more as bagels," he said.

Not really having any idea what he meant, I laughed and made some comment about the packaging, asked if I could help him find anything else, and bade him good evening. A few minutes later I saw him leaving the store empty-handed.

What was wrong wis the perfectly normal and clearly-labeled English muffins? Were they too bagely for him? Perhaps he's under some sort of curse where all English muffins appear to be bagels in his eyes. Or did he think perhaps I was wrong about them and what they were? Maybe my initial ignorance of their precise location threw him off balance. Perhaps he realized he wasn't in the mood for bagels English muffins after all?

The world may never know.


( Long survey )

So yesterday evening I hung out wis ZOMBIE GIRL and it was awesome. We squeed over boxes like the dorks awesome box connoisseurs we are.

( And the rest is mostly bitching )

And now I will go to bed.